Friday, June 11, 2004

shitty poetic

some writings on the stall enhanced by the smeel of shit. here are some of my favorites (note: different colors mean different handwriting written by different people; the latter placed below the former):

[1]


"God is Dead" - Fred

"Fred is Dead" - GOD

[2]

Mike was here.

No I wasn't.

[3] my second favorite (so sadly true)

If you voted for Bush don't shit here - your asshole is in Washington [DC].

[4]

I fucked your mother!

Go home dad you're drunk!

[5] but none, and i said none, can beat this one:

here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants


priceless.